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What's Past Is Prologue

My name is Ryan and I tell stories. I'm just a gangly kid with big shoes and bigger dreams.

Posts tagged ladyfriend:

There are few things worse than having your words repeated verbatim back to you.

Alli doesn’t like it when I shave. If this relationship had been occurring a year or so ago, that wouldn’t have been problematic, because my ability to grow facial hair that can be seen is a recent development. But now it does grow in, and it was starting to turn into a neckbeard, so we (and by we I mean I) compromised.
I now have a goatee for the first time in my life. I suddenly am interested in playing Ultimate Frisbee and snowboarding. The biggest douchebag I know likes those things, at any rate…
ETA: Darryl from The Office graces my calendar for the month of April, and it looks like he is standing on my shoulder, a tiny shoulder angel from Dunder-Mifflin.

Alli doesn’t like it when I shave. If this relationship had been occurring a year or so ago, that wouldn’t have been problematic, because my ability to grow facial hair that can be seen is a recent development. But now it does grow in, and it was starting to turn into a neckbeard, so we (and by we I mean I) compromised.

I now have a goatee for the first time in my life. I suddenly am interested in playing Ultimate Frisbee and snowboarding. The biggest douchebag I know likes those things, at any rate…

ETA: Darryl from The Office graces my calendar for the month of April, and it looks like he is standing on my shoulder, a tiny shoulder angel from Dunder-Mifflin.

Your girlfriend is very cute, and you two seem to make each other so happy. Hope it lasts forever, Ryan! asked by Anonymous

I, on the other hand, am a bit of a lumpy gnome with weird tastes in fashion and music, and I am also fairly certain my knuckles bend the wrong way. So it’s all up to her.

But yes. She is pretty adorable. If you’re into that sort of thing. I guess. (I might be. I dunno. Who’s asking?!)

aggressivelyarticulate:

My mother decided for Christmas that we’d buy my grandparents each a pair of Toms, and then she’d have me paint them. I sort of forgot about them until last week, so I brought them home with me to work on over break.

These are for my grandma; she and my grandpa have a ginormous rose garden, and especially since she’s retired she spends a lot of time in it.

Pictures of my grandpa’s shoes to come once I’ve made them :)

Alli is more talented than I am at most things, and while I would normally find that upsetting and cause for increased competition, with her I just kind of sit back dumbstruck and look at the things she does.

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Just another instance of Ryan’s overwhelming romanticism.

Dating me is like being around a fountain of golden warmth and kindness, uninhibited generosity, and above all sensitivity.

aggressivelyarticulate:

Just another instance of Ryan’s overwhelming romanticism.

Dating me is like being around a fountain of golden warmth and kindness, uninhibited generosity, and above all sensitivity.

aggressivelyarticulate:

6 months of simple joy and quiet companionship, with the continued and constant support of the occasional photo-bomber.

Things I have learned in six months of dating Alli:

  1. I am always right.
  2. This relationship is all about Alli’s needs.
  3. We disagree on these two subjects.

Alli and I saw “The Woman in Black” today.

By the end of the movie, we were both clutching each other. I was peeping out from behind her hair, and she had buried her face in her scarf. When it got to the scary bits, I just closed my eyes and waited for her to jump so I knew I could open them again.

…aaaand the card.

Bow ties (and Alli) are cool.

Bow ties (and Alli) are cool.

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