Joe Biden is the biggest cipher in the Obama Administration. Is he a secret badass who knows 84 ways to kill a man but only has ever employed six of them? Did he invent his own beer at the Naval Observatory that he’s waiting to release once his term in office is over? Or is he a creepy old man who spends most of his time prank calling Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck, pretending to be the other one, all the while hitting on Nancy Pelosi?
