I imagine being my friend is a bit like having a tooth ache but being mortally afraid of dentists. You just learn to sort of live with it.
What's Past Is Prologue
My name is Ryan and I tell stories. I'm just a gangly kid with big shoes and bigger dreams.
Posts tagged Fran is a dickbutt:
This is Fran. She buys her toothpaste online, and that is literally all you need to know about her. Also, she is a dickbutt.
Dear Ryan,
#pulledporksandwiches #good #yolo #love is a farce #England #mail #friendship #you’dbettertumblthis #butforreal
#fran
—Postcards from Fran that got here on Saturday but I only just noticed
I CAN HEAR YOU GUYS HAVING SEX!
AGAIN!
LIKE YOU DO CONSTANTLY, ALL DAY AND NIGHT, WHILE I’M TRYING TO UPDATE MY BLOGS!
…
YOU’RE GOING TO HAVE TO STOP AND TALK TO THE CORONER ANYWAY SINCE I’M GOING TO SHOOT MYSELF FOR SAYING THAT OUT LOUD!
Why Fran, I didn’t know you were a bird.
microself replied to your chat: Fran: Pulled pork. #imbackbitch Ryan: #ugggggh…
lol dickbutt
| Fran: | Pulled pork. #imbackbitch |
| Ryan: | #ugggggh #margarita night |
Fran has been up my butt about watching Game of Thrones for roughly nine years now, and I told her I would watch it when it came out on DVD. So I preordered it from Amazon (because $29.99 on a TV show I’ve never seen is a lot more responsible than $59.99) and, well, here we are. I guess I’ll be live blogging what I think of this thing, since I’ve tried reading the books a few times and never got very far, but was vaguely excited about the prospect of a TV show when I saw a picture of Sean BeanBoromir looking all epic a while ago.
Well, here we go.
| Fran: | I cannot wait until your Game of Thrones arrives. |
| Fran: | Please tell me all your thoughts. |
| Ryan: | They will all be "this is dumb." |
Fran and I have a healthy relationship.
She’s also afraid she’s going to get fucked up on nail polish by mistake.
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