Everything you write about your girlfriend is adorable. You clearly like her a lot :) asked by Anonymous
She is the worst curse. Ever. She’s like if Hitler and Stalin got together and had a baby, and then that baby got together with Attila the Hun and Mao Zedong’s offspring. She is the reason why forest fires start, why there’s a hole in the ozone layer, why the Republicans took over the House in 2010.
…and it’s things like this that cause her to sigh in exasperation and quietly think, I chose this. I mostly do this just to remind her that free will is a dangerous, dangerous thing.
Mostly.
