Hack. Hack hack hack hack.
If I were meaner, and you weren’t about to come back from getting your laundry, this would be a much more elequently executed attack.
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ETA by Yours Truly:
Point the First being the following: e-l-o-q-u-e-n-t-l-y. Eloquently. My browser even checks your spelling for you. (While some may think this mean, she is notorious for making typos, and is the most articulate person I know who makes as many as she does. I have to keep her on her toes.)
Point the Second being the following: hack (v. hæk); to gain access to a computer file or network illegally or without authorization. Going up to my open laptop, logged into Tumblr (and Facebook, I might add) and opening up a browser tab is hardly hacking. Exploitative, yes, but not hacking.
Check yoself.