What's Past Is Prologue

My name is Ryan and I tell stories. I'm just a gangly kid with big shoes and bigger dreams.

Hack. Hack hack hack hack.

If I were meaner, and you weren’t about to come back from getting your laundry, this would be a much more elequently executed attack.

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ETA by Yours Truly:

Point the First being the following: e-l-o-q-u-e-n-t-l-y. Eloquently. My browser even checks your spelling for you. (While some may think this mean, she is notorious for making typos, and is the most articulate person I know who makes as many as she does. I have to keep her on her toes.)

Point the Second being the following: hack (v. hæk); to gain access to a computer file or network illegally or without authorization. Going up to my open laptop, logged into Tumblr (and Facebook, I might add) and opening up a browser tab is hardly hacking. Exploitative, yes, but not hacking.

Check yoself.

  1. aggressivelyarticulate said: Point the First: I do know how to spell eloquently, thank you very much, but I was in a hurry. Also, the fact that I make typos all the time does not stop that from being meeeeeeeeean. Point the Second: Blah blah blah, semantics, blah blah blah.
  2. richardarthurjames said: On the one hand I want to snark about how much “hacking” actually occurred (in a sense that leaving things logged in isn’t the same as being hacked; not “HURR YOU HACKED HER ALL NIGHT LONG”) but on the other I’m probably stealing that last line.
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