What's Past Is Prologue

My name is Ryan and I tell stories. I'm just a gangly kid with big shoes and bigger dreams.

My relationship with all my friends, summed up in one quote:

Stewie: Oh God, let's go quick. Here comes an overweight cat with dollar signs for eyes and a hat that says "Social Security" pouring a bucket that says "Alternative Minimum Tax" over a sad Statue of Liberty holding a democracy umbrella.
Brian: Yes! Ohoho, that oughta wake people up!
Stewie: Shut the fuck up.