What's Past Is Prologue

My name is Ryan and I tell stories. I'm just a gangly kid with big shoes and bigger dreams.

I am butt-hurt that places like Alpena, Ironwood, and Ludington merit mentions on this map and my hometown does not. Hello, we invented breakfast cereal for Chrissakes. Fortune 500 company, right in your own backyard! AND it smells like corn flakes in the morning!
Suck it, Alpena. And Ann Arbor, because I just don’t like you, and you have dumb pedestrian traffic laws.

I am butt-hurt that places like Alpena, Ironwood, and Ludington merit mentions on this map and my hometown does not. Hello, we invented breakfast cereal for Chrissakes. Fortune 500 company, right in your own backyard! AND it smells like corn flakes in the morning!

Suck it, Alpena. And Ann Arbor, because I just don’t like you, and you have dumb pedestrian traffic laws.

(Source: carlymargaret, via typicalmichiganders)

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    except T.C isn’t that high up..?
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