December 2011
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Road tripping is giving me so many sensitive...
Like “Man, my legs are cramped back here” and “this minivan has huge blind spots” and “that guy I just cut off sure drives like an asshole.” I’m gonna be a 21st century Jack Kerouac.
Dec 30th
Reblog if you went through 2011 without getting...
Dec 30th
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Oh yeah, also I'll be in New York City for the...
Have a wonderful New Year, Tumblr!
Dec 29th
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Why yes, I will be interning with the Michigan...
Thank you for asking. Nobody asks.
Dec 29th
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“I bring you to a paradise planet two billion light years from Earth, and you...”
– The Doctor, The Girl Who Waited
Dec 29th
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gloriousturmoil asked: Woo! talking about writing!
Dec 28th
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Anybody want to talk about writing or something? →
Dec 28th
Dec 28th
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Me: I will see you in less than 48 hours ^_^
Ryan: Not if I wear my CLOAK OF INVISIBILITY!
Ryan: Have you ever wondered what it'd be like to date a normal person? I bet you have...
Dec 28th
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Dec 27th
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A good way to make me a fan of your blog right...
Dec 27th
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This is crony capitalism.
ldsgeek: Crony capitalism - a capitalist economy in which success in business depends on close relationships between business people and government officials. See, things like this irritate me — not the situation we’re in, but the attitude implied in this chart — because it’s like you can’t win. You want someone completely uninvolved with what they’re...
Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Alli: Merry Christmas
Ryan: I am lying in wait for an obese home intruder with a suspicious package and a penchant for cookies. If he kills me, you can have my literary estate. (Same to you!)
Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 23rd
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“Swearing is a really important part of one’s life. It would be impossible to...”
– Stephen Fry, on the joys of swearing (via stephenfryappreciation)
Dec 23rd
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Dec 21st
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dyinginback replied to your post: The Most Awkward Conversation of My Lifetime lol wut haha That’s more or less the attitude I adopt at home. Frreal.
Dec 21st
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The Most Awkward Conversation of My Lifetime
A few days ago I posted this picture to the general amusement of the Internet. It subsequently led to what must be the most awkward days ever seen in my parents’ house. But before I get to that, I must give some background information. One of my good friends is brilliant and dedicated, and she spent the past semester at an internship in South Africa, doing things for public health and...
Dec 21st
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Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
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What I Learned in a Year of Working for No Pay in...
You work in government for long enough, and you run the risk of starting to think voters are morons. And yes, there are a lot of morons out there, the people who will call in and complain that the mandatory pasteurization of milk is an assault on our freedoms, or that there’s no good reason why you can’t take a gun into a church or an elementary school because, God dammit,...
Dec 20th
"In an email statement regarding the death of... →
cheatsheet: motherjones: Your “Yes, really” of the day. *Face palm* Ahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Dear Santa, I would like Rick Perry to be the Republican nominee for 2012. If you could get me that for Christmas, you would be spreading an awful lot of joy. Love, Ryan
Dec 19th
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Dec 19th
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Holy Blogoversary, Batman!
Yesterday my Tumblr was two years old. A toddler! Soon he’ll be running around the yard, destroying my things, and making me regret not pulling out of the Internet that December afternoon in 2009. Anyway, do I get a cake or something?
Dec 19th
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Dec 19th
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I guess the only international boogeyman we have...
Dec 19th
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What a day!
My father accused me of being gay Kim Jong-Il died A whole mess of geopolitical hoohah happening!
Dec 19th
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My Impression of the United States Congress
Democrats: Hey, Republicans, your shoe is coming untied.
Republicans: SHOES HAVE NEVER EXISTED WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT YOUR SOCIALIST AGENDA IS DRIVING THIS COUNTRY INTO THE GROUND!
Dec 19th
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Dec 18th
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Man pleads guilty to threatening to kill Prez &... →
theoceanandthesky: darling80m: (via @AliAbunimah) well. These sort of things happen all the time. Do you know how many death threats the President of the United States gets annually? Do you know how many death threats an African-American president gets? It’s not that “we didn’t hear about it because he’s not Muslim,” it’s that “we didn’t...
Dec 18th
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Dec 17th
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I've decided to become a corporation.
Why? Still a person. Can donate as much money as I want to political campaigns. Can get whatever laws I want passed. 100% of the government cares about protecting my rights, as opposed to just the Democrats. No taxes! Don’t have to worry about committing heinous crimes, I’ll get off with a slap on the wrist and a wink and a nudge. On that note, I can’t be executed. 5/9ths...
Dec 16th
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